If you buy an Xbox One at $499 and subscribe a year to Xbox Live at $60 only, and I mean ONLY, to play World of Tanks which is free on PC now as it is, then you deserve to be ripped off. Please complain about something real and stop making up the most baseless, petty shit to complain about.

I'd rather have a shitload of people to play with and talk to than the silent ghost-town the PS3 offers.

Nintendo's "service" is a pathetic joke of a thing and Sony's offering still lacks features that Live had day one. While the other services may be free, Live is still a much better service for which I gladly pay for.

Because of your excellent username, I will let you win this round, despite my inner debater's urge to argue.

Attention Earthlings: while it is a certainty that life must exist out there in the vast universe somewhere, it isn't coming to Earth naked to play with your buttholes (especially this OBVIOUSLY fake, piece of shit "alien"). That "UFO" you thought you saw in the sky isn't from another planet either, despite how badly…

That's cute, except I never told anyone how to spend their money, but people need to stop crying like retarded babies over six dollars a month. It is such a tired argument.

I love how people complain about a free game. Fucking crybaby gamers these days make me sick. Just shut the fuck up, download it for free if you want, or ignore it and move on if you don't.

Oh no, six whole dollars a month? How will anyone ever afford that? Moron.

If every X1 user has one, then publishers and developers can fully support it across the board. Again, you literally never have to use it, but you will.

Arguably one of the biggest disappointments in PC gaming history. Why would anyone be excited about this? It is an awful game plagued with the worst features modern gaming has to offer.

I have been a 360 owner from day one and I have NEVER had to re-sync a controller beyond the initial sync....on any of the four 360's in my house. Ever.

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Uh, no, that is Astro Boy.

I thought satire and humor were supposed to be funny and entertaining. This is just....desperately unfunny and borderline offensive.

I never understood the boner people get for backward compatibility. It's not like your existing consoles suddenly stop functioning when you plug a new one in. Plus, I'd wager that 90% of people that cry like a spoiled child at the lack of backward comparability haven't played anything but current-gen games in months…

The 360 isn't an HD-DVD. At all. It had an HD-DVD add-on that was USB (which I am sure will work with the X1).