Here’s your fucking star, Jeff.

My only regret is I only have 1 star to give

Admit it, you’re a time traveler.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

But it already has a name: “condescend” You used it. Men do it to other men, too. All the fricking time. I’m a man and I’ve had men lecture me on topics for which I legitimately have years more experience than they do. I do think guys are generally “know-it-all” prone, but the fact is we don’t just do it to women.…

This is a man who I legitimately believe sharts himself at least twice a month.

Absolutely. I think the dodgers were wise to finally spend some time developing his obvious raw skills and now I think he’s on the verge of an MVP-type season in the next few years, barring any injuries.

That first at bat against Grienke was GREAT last night even though he didn’t get on base.

He used to be an automatic out on sliders low and out of the zone; his ability to work the count is a vast, visible improvement these days.

I’m a Day 1 Puig fan. IDK if it’s chicken or egg, but holy moly, the biggest actual difference by far is his newfound plate discipline. He is absolutely SPITTING on anything that’s not in the zone. Puig has never been even remotely close to that sharp at the plate (he’s usually markedly worse in the playoffs). Even…

Judging by last night’s reactions from typically calm guys like Darvish and Maeda, the Dodgers played with more emotions than I have seen before. I think the Puig effect has been positive. Dave Roberts is bringing me hope that I will see the Dodgers get back to the World Series for the first time since I was 7 years…

I thought his 10 pitch at-bat against Greinke in the second inning, that ended in a sharp line drive out to center, was his best at-bat of the series. He was seeing the ball great and helped get Greinke to 50 pitches before the end of the second inning.

He’s the anti-Cardinal. Good for baseball.

must be the hanging headlights!

Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.