Okay, now I kind of like you.

I’m real basic

So that makes this effectively canon, right?

You ain’t first. You might as well be last.

“The only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff now is through rigor mortis.” —Gilbert Gottfried, 2001

Check in your Dad’s attic and grab that first issue of Playboy and get it graded. I sold mine for $7500.......... but I spent it foolishly on blow and hookers

I mean, the Thunder won 47 games last year with a shitty bench and no Paul George or Carmelo Anthony.

Looks like a clean XJ. Love me some Ecco wheels.

Yeah...

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

Chicks must dig him.

It’s also just below a BMW M5 which was what, a $75k-$120k car new? And just above a Porsche Cayman S.

Strong reach, bruv. A Dali painting would result in one of those asymmetrical cars that Torch keeps jerking off about; concept looks smooth af.

I know what you mean. Dealing with Chevy dealerships has tempted me to just give in and get a German car. I’d love if Infiniti made a manual version of the Q50. I loved my old G37 sedan.

I am OK with that. It just means if I buy one, it will be more different than all that other cars on the road.

So many things wrong with what you said:

You’d be slower in a Ford Focus ST at Willow Springs than the guy who set that time, so... maybe don’t worry about that so much

Boy.

Not in every single other way. ST comes with a stick. Stinger GT does not.

Yeah but it’s better than an ST in every single other way.