“Well, you see, my ‘70 Challenger has horrible panel gaps and overspray everywhere because that’s how they built it...”

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“...she paid a very steep price for something she readily admitted...” after failing a drug test because she and her team, uh, failed to click a link that would have told her that the drug was banned? Listen, I’m actually high right now, so I don’t want to get all holier-than-thou, but she readily admitted using…

Clever and original, impressive. Incidentally I don’t drink caffeine, I just have a fucking brain, unlike 2/3rds of brain-dead America (see: election, subsection “collapse of democracy”)

I was wondering if only people of a certain age would get this...turns out I was kinda on the money

Sorry. I couldn’t stop myself from doing this.

We will be doing the cyber as well. I’m not going to tell you what we will be doing right now, but we will have something for you on the cyber very soon, and it will be really terrific and you will be very happy with it. That I can tell you, that I can tell you.

And you’ll still have $755 million left for flight training, maintenance and fuel.

Many people have told me. They say, my God, you’ve built such an amazing company, a tremendous company, why aren’t you out there negotiating these trade deals for us? And Jimmy Carter, who l liked, really failed, big league, big league.

Perfect except you forget one thing. Sad!

I think this went over a lot of heads. Well done. Too late for COTD though.

Hahaha well played but I still want my 37" Trinitron widescreen

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Have you ever noticed that people who follow too closely, change lanes into you, or pull out slowly into moving traffic always have damaged body panels? Every. Damn. Time.

Its because the Japanese and the West Germans have been killing us on trade for years, believe me. Believe me. Sony is dumping their Trinitrons on us below cost, same with the Blaupunkts. Our negotiators are a bunch of low energy dummies. We won’t have that any more. We’ll have new trade polices, tremendous deals,…

This is the 3rd world America we now live in... even the person filming already had a shattered windshield! And they drove right into what was very obviously about to be a huge crash. I would have been following from much, much further back. Morons everywhere.

In technical interviews my go to when I do not know an answer is something like:

VW is so tone deaf in the US it’s amazing they still sell them here. They make a great truck - but not sold in the US. They make the Californian, basically the Westy we want in the US, but no, not for us. And now the T-Roc is a no go.

This won’t work with Behavioral Event Interview. They’re asking all the candidates the same questions. If you can’t answer it, the candidate who can will get the job. They’re looking for you to prove a certain relevant skill.