Something dissimilarly similar happens to me. Whenever I talk to a person—regardless of sex or gender—about racing they immediately lose interest and look for the nearest exit. Except for NASCAR fans, at which point I immediately lose interest and look for the nearest exit.

They could’ve used Josh Jackson’s experience with getting up in women’s faces for this one. Yeah that’s right the bucks players are women. Excellent fundamentals.

Eh, you tried +1

What’s that saying about perception being everything? Why not make your car look not like a junker? I used to fantasize about the day I’d buy new vinyl side trim for my 2000 Cherokee sport, I’d get new LED headlights, get the suspension tuned just right so that when it rocked side to side it didn’t seem like a piece…

I think you meant, that’s what He or She said. C’mon man this is 2017. Come to think of it, better make it She or He. Because, ladies first. Wait, that sounds kinda sexist. Okay, no jokes from now on, ever, just to be safe, Kay? It’s 2017 after all.

What’s that old saying about needing a system most when folks are emotional enough to disregard it?

Sabine is the best one on Top Gear. That right there makes it open and shut.

This is stupid, why don’t they make Velvet by Brubaker into a movie or miniseries. Wayyyy better

How well would a football team do after drafting 4 centers, I wonder

How many Centers will be drafted before anyone suspects the Hinkie influence?

Kinda like ‘The Process,’ except drafting only Centers wouldn’t work out so well in this league.

I dunno, most confident women I know are constantly fucking. Or at least the ones with girlfriends.

Well it makes sense for men to write about being men because they are men and know about being men. Also if they are writing for Jezebel, which often has female writers sharing an opinion about what goes on in men’s heads, it seems fair to offer some male-authored commentary on what goes on in men’s heads, just for…

He doin that Kobe thang... cept he’s not old and broken down, so I don’t get it. If Mercedes didn’t have Hamilton, if Red Bull had a better engine, if Ferrari wasn’t a perennial runner up/2nd runner up....Unfortunately there really isn’t anyone else that offers much else besides mediocrity or more of what he…

Stop being smarmy

Sometimes you gotta kick a car. Plus I’m confused by the new gender rules. So if women and men are now all the same and we treat them equally why is it so unacceptable to threaten a woman if she is fuckin with you? I feel like if a man was fucking around with another dude it’s acceptable for the accosted one to say…

To me, all the design elements fit. It tells a fresh, coherent story and doesn’t look ‘wrong.’ Depending on what other carmakers come up with in a few years it might turn the other way for me; I thought the latest generation Corvette looked awesome but a few years later I can barely stand looking at it.

Yeah the clank is awesome because it signifies that the hockey guy hit it hard and skillful enough that the goal keeper couldn’t stop it, and that split second moment where you think it might go in is interrupted by your auditory sense a moment later going nuh-uh

Some Comedians are just awful lazy people who only become more chintzy the more successful they are. Comedy comes from struggle, and success just doesn’t light the fuse. Once successful, a comic must try new things to keep the creativity, which is why the sequels are almost always awful. Comedians understand this,…

I want an NBA that is a little more physical. The uniform would include soft helmets (similar to Olympic boozing helmets but way better) because elbows will be legal, some kind of eye protection, knee pads, shin guards, whatever else these babies need to deal with getting muscled in the post and deal with hard screens.