Obviously an elaborate hoax to not only honor both excellent movies but also as a metaphor for the old Hollywood giving way to the diverse new Hollywood.

I think she said Artists. Who draw from life and empathise with human experience whether the historical or the sensory and affect our consciousnesses. Sure, it’s not operating on a person like the surgeon for my father this morning. But, on the other hand, artists have most likely played a huge role in inspiring my…

Why this hasn’t been done yet it beyond me. Vets should be making the rookies kinesthetically react at Draymond’s sac until he shuts his big mouth

The Rockets/Warriors WCF is going to be a very interesting series, indeed. Both teams in a race to shoot each other out of the building. Rockets have a great chance to win but I don’t wanna doubt what Durant and Green will do to pull it out. I have a feeling Gordon and Anderson will go a combined 7-23 from 3pt land in…

Smoke some weed. And or drink some tequila

And that is in part why he won. Because people like you can’t imagine him and his supporters living life like a normal person. He’s probably made loads of women cum. Horrible women with loathsome personalities. (Men don’t own the copyright on those, btw).

What’s weird is that I literally can’t finish if she can’t. Like, early on I can but I keep holding back until at a certain point if she’s not feeling it and her body isn’t responding I can’t get there. It definitely motivates me to kick ass because otherwise my balls hurt for quite awhile, and it’s just disappointing…

I don’t know if it was the weed we were smoking or what, but the first (and only time) me and this old friend finally had sex, she came 10 times and myself only twice. Now she said her pussy was a bit raw for a few days but dayum. I asked her if she has multiple orgasms easily like that often. She said its never…

“Where is ‘The Nice Guys’?”

O, Knicks fans, you know all too well the pure feckless velleity of ownership to make things better, it makes me wonder what will it take for you to absquatulate from a team so keen on failing with fanfare. After all, Phil, with his casuistic inclination for the Triangle, is not capable of the necessary motivation to…

O, Knicks fans, you know all too well the pure feckless velleity of ownership to make things better. Phil is not capable of the necessary motivation to accept modern basketball theory and reify the Knicks’ aspirations for contention.

So you’re saying Bjork and Dick Cheney are more similar than we’d like to think

So they’re saying f1 champion Nico Rosberg is as good as Valtteri Bottas?

How is that his fault? Talk to the producers about it. Imho, having a suave happy go lucky government licensed murderer going around and fucking beautiful women days before they, too, are murdered is just not with the current times. However, changing happy go lucky to damaged or tortured has been pretty successful.…

Just make sure the wheels are spaced right. And look better. I don’t know. Just ask Ralph Gilles.

You should be forced to use this as the number one piece of work in your portfolio whenever you try to get a job.

At what point do teams across professional sports learn to hand out no trade clauses more wisely? It’s getting ridiculous

D’Angelo Russell’s thoughts on the possibility of Kobe Bryant returning in some function:

Clippers sitch: wow, what would this even do? The clippers have a complex defense built on switches and Melo is a ‘less is more’ style of basketball player.

Do the Lakers realize there’s still a trade deadline going on, and lots of good teams want Lou Williams? Not sure who’s going to be taking the calls but if the plug some dummy in there a la Vlade Divac, that’s not a great start to the whole Magic show