Theres a little chain of restaurants in LA, Long Beach etc. called Rosco’s Chicken and Waffles. They serve waffles, fried chicken, watermelon (I think) and the whole ambiance is southern or something (never really been east of Arizona so hell if I know). I went to high school with about 6 black people total and there…

Soft as snow but warm inside is my tops

If the entire Olympic roster was signed by the Los Angeles Clippers they would only win 2 championships in 5 years.

It’s furthering the transition from heavy metal articulated muscle-car manhood machinery to sophisticated plastic speedy technogadget. I guess they were threatened by the similarly refined styling messages from the latest Camaro? I felt that the last look was about form following function: it was supposed to look fast…

If I was about being correct I wouldnta flunked the 9th grade!

I learned English watching CNN and now everyone thinks I’m full of shit

He’s taking wins away from perfectly good at English talkin home bred Americans. Baby Jeezus throw your thunderbolt down and strike this Mexican in his delicious Chili Relleno heart!

Carmelo Anthony comes to NY and in the process guts his new team of young good talent.

Do you think Royers could ever be a Doyers fan?

I love how he faked a little scramble right before the throw—its what pulled that DB towards him and away from Cook and created a nice window for a split second to put it in

Lol Republicans secretly love this. No matter the reality of Trump’s loyalties, the country still elected a Republican president and a Republican majority. They will likely get a crazy Supreme Court justice or two and turn everything sideways for decades. The idea that they’re against Trump is just for pretend and/or…

Phew! At least you arent being smarmy.

Psshh. YOU’re the one who’s erudite.

Maybe they’d consider UPDATING the show’s aesthetic? At this point it’s completely out of step with everything. Having not done the proper research I can’t possibly say how the look of the car and other identifiable products of the Simpsons’ universe may have related to their real-life counterparts. It would certainly…

Bill Plaschke would at least have a joke about food in there somewhere. Something like, “And I said, ‘You think THATS a triple fried turducken? I consume one every Sunday, I KNOW what its supposed to look like you silly, stupid, sycophant.’ Ladies and gentlemen, thanks a lot for throwing lettuce and tomatoes at me—I…

Is your comment an example of snark or smarm? I got them mixed up once I learned I was supposed to choose which was worse.

Wtf? Just come home. And bake the turkey, too! Who knows when they’ll be dead and you end up being the one no one wants to visit?

Someone should make a shitty face at DeMarcus in reference to the shitty look that’s always on his face. I wonder if he’d get it.

It may also be all of the virgin blood he can afford by virtue of being a billionaire vampire. A comparison I make only out of love, of course.

When I was going to UC Santa Cruz there were families of raccoons living on campus and I used to have to walk by like a dozen of those guys eating out of garbage cans every night and a few times they tried to gang up on me and I had to hoof it. They definitely have a kooky nature like crows when they get in a little…