Yeah it’s not Ramona Shelbourne level bullshit, which is actually a very good thing

I wonder if, once folks are done debating what is or isn’t normal maintenance, they’d like to weigh in on the definition of ‘semantics.’

“This is not truley an item from ourn historical domain. Please throwe it in thine trash, thou disrespectfulle childe of the moderne age.”

Yes, you’re right, who cares about butt fumbling? But thats just the guy outside the party talking. Sure it’s loud and the shenanigans inside are bordering on the distasteful, but you’d like it too if you’d just commit and get schwasted. And no one says you have to partake anyway. Like, why are you standing outside…

Isn’t this obvious? Just get a fucking Subaru, grow a Jeremiah Johnson beard, and start drinking beer so dark it puts a look of disgust on your face. Then pretend you’re thinking about people who voted for Trump, and that’s why you look like you hate existence. But stay clean cut because 99% of success is just showing…

Yeah but you’re supposed to score like 100 times a game in basketball. It makes sense to destroy everyone in hockey beczuse one score can be life/death

Jeezus he didn’t have full possession when it hit his left hand initially. He was bobbling it. For the millionth fucking time to you and all travel Nazis, you only count the steps when you are fully possessing the ball. (I haven’t actually read the rule book, this is just what I infer after seeing lots of replays )

The new testament

I love living in a time where people finally understand everything there is to know about sex, gender, and humanity. Forever after this point will just be people saying the exact same stuff. It’s beautiful. BRAVO us super smart sophisticated unbiased people!

Yeah but a couple steps happen while the ball is moving in his hands before he’s regained ‘control.’ And further, I think we’ve seen point guards cooly throw the ball out in front and take a few steps before getting it off the bounce and initiating another dribble as they come up from the backcourt. Take that same…

If Fisher had to gameplan against his own offense he’d be able to take the week off

What’s that spell??

any chance it’s just liberals pretending just to start shit?

eh they don’t really do that

counterpoint: I drove my manual through traffic today AND IT WAS FINE

Since I can’t stand to look at him or listen to him talk, I’ll chalk that up to why his show failed. For awhile I read every Simmons column I could find and read that Big Basketball book (it’s actually quite great) but his turn on ESPN NBA was SO bad that I realized he is crappy. He thinks he no longer has to sell…

Ever notice how much hating someone for breaking the rules comes out of jealousy? There’s always this subconscious moment of wishing you had a giant trailer too. But then you remember you’re supposed to hate it because it’s like big and stuff and who has a giant trailer and why you got to be different? When you’re a…

Julius Randle will get there. Give it time.

He’s almost as good as Deadspin’s comment section

Hell yeah! Fuck Ford