Do you think anyone would know Chicken Little’s name if she had cooled it for a couple days?

Lol I just refuse to let the idea—that I’m supposed to be sad or angry—make me sad or angry. Who cares who is anything anymore. We have all the power. What we pay attention to gets money and power and what we ignore withers and dies. People have ignored productivity and change for far too long and put their chips on…

I’m going to do this thing where I don’t think about him or say his name. I’m just going to do my best in my life that I can. And if people start talking about our presidency I will go do something else.

Is there a way to filter out whiney, helpless, politically related posts from Deadspin?

On the one hand Taylor has insane wealth connections and an excusable sense of entitlement. On the other hand she is stalked sometimes. I still think that’s breaking even, at least

People hate D’Antoni because of his mustache and the way he talks. In La, they literally couldn’t stand him. Meanwhile Kobe Bryant sucked mamba balls and people clapped

That roster is Anthony Davis and a buncha deplorables

Yes, yes they were. Phil’s always been more about finding the right balance between freedom and control, and letting personalities learn and mature rather than silencing. But his offense wasn’t just smart philosophically. The Triangle offense is predicated on building into player’s minds and muscle memories the…

Ya know, I’m not sure any of Jezebel’s/Deadspin’s/Gawker’s articles about Trump helped convince undecided voters to vote against Trump. More like they convinced people who already didn’t want him as President to be just a little more angry/scared/entertained. Perhaps at the next meeting you can suggest a new section…

Hey Hamilton, are you an Upstander or a bystander? Youd know the difference if you went to Starbucks lately

At ASU online. Is it technically a party school if it’s over the internet?

WHERE is your Lakers article? I know y’all are east coast but you’re missing out!

They probably just look like the toys you played with as a kid, reminding you of a time when your life was full of love and all of your needs were met without any effort on your part.

Lakers are on the way to being for real

Lol whenever I cook I’m constantly problem solving by grabbing another dish. Usually because the first bowl wasn’t big enough. Plus having a food service card makes me all paranoid and guilty so I’m always grabbing a fresh utensil. The one thing every kitchen needs is a 3 section sink with both a soap and sanitizer…

Sorry it’s a Rick and Morty reference. One guy wrote My Man! And then I said Slow Down! Someone else shouldve said Looking Good!

Slow down!

Lots of white people are Indians fans apparently. If only that were the case in the 18 and 19th centuries.

It’s definitely NOT pain if you’re a Lakers fan. We’ve got some great young guys this year!

And you ask me why I don’t live here... Honey, why you don’t move??