Would you do ALL the car reviews for at least the next few months, if it please you m’lord.

im so glad my 2016 vw gti with metallic silver works. perfectly.

What feels quicker: the 100 mph fastball you’ve prepared for, or an at-bat ended by a changeup?

Jaylen Brown is the next Kawhi Leonard. In that I mean you wouldn’t necessarily expect him to be great but he’ll develop well and it’s gonna be awesome. Go Bears!

Shouldnt Donald Trump be on this list since that’s basically all he is?

I want to like, but it's too soon

Exactly. And it’s not like we saw Dom again until the end of Tokyo Drift and realized he was doubling down on the whole American Muscle thing, which is cool for kicks when you’re in Japan. It wasn’t until the fourth one that it was understood he had become the American Muscle guy. Now each character has their specific…

What’s the deal with Affleck’s elocution? He sounds like he took pain pills or is wearing some kind of orthodontics.

Don’t forget all the free premium pussy!

And, here I was, naive enough to think he was misunderstood and that the parents took advantage of him.

I usually skim each episode on my DVR until I see a part I like (usually with Sabine or if it’s a car I’m interested in). Unfortunately, I basically skipped the whole thing. The guests looked terribly boring, the supercar didn’t interest me in the least and the segments appeared uninspired. However, if it’s good, I’ll…

Just work your core. Itll make everything better.

Expensive and invasive surgery! Tune in to your AM radio dial for suggestions!

LeBron’s block is the defensive version of Showtime!

You could say Green because of Game 7 and because if he hadn’t been suspended Game 5 they might’ve won the series a few games earlier. But, then again, LeBron holding onto the ball turned out to be a genius MVP move within those last 5 minutes because it allowed them to catch their breath and play stifling defense and…

On some drives to the hoop he looked a little like LeBron. Is it stupid to say that if he lost 10-15 lbs he could add some extreme explosiveness to his game and become one of the most dynamic players in the league—closer to what we thought Blake Griffin could become? His release on his three-point shot looked much…

Nice! Manual drivers are more focused drivers so they’ll have better habits than other kids their age. Plus they’ll struggle which builds character. Make sure to teach them about the parking brake, too.

Exactly. People have made fun of me for using it! It’s their for a reason. And now that I have a manual transmission it makes even more sense. There’s some kind of social stigma to it for young people in America, I think. Maybe because they don’t understand why it’s necessary and that confusion makes them…

What about the Angels in ‘02? Why the FUCK does no one remember or care about the Angels in ‘02?

Please, get a Mazda 6. They are much dope.