Lol yeah one that had a body that seemed like 2 inches across flew next to me and a friend on her porch and flew away before she could see it. People think I’m weird when I tell them but they’re magic

In all this talk is there ever any mention of doing whatever the fuck you want and letting the chips fall where they may? I mean, letting the conversation be dictated by what could happen over what has happened is the biggest fallacy of all. Why doesnt everyone just admit they don’t know anything until they’ve seen…

The Focus is slow selling? This spring I’d likely have bought one but for the interior and the massive reliability issues! Sometimes I wonder if this kinda thing isn’t purposeful. Derp small cars are a bad investment. Derp we couldn’t make idiots buy our shit box. Derp let’s just move back onto trucks. They’re big!…

COULD THE ANSWER BE MIATA? :D

Not knowing where my front passenger wheel is how I scratched the rim on the second week of ownership of my mkvii GTI. Sometimes I pretend it never happened and that helps a bit.

With all the makeup she has caked on her face, sculpted to appear 10 years younger, she has the ball to talk about our skin being exposed to the elements? I’m still not sure the whole thing wasn’t a farce considering the scarf tip. I might just dedicate myself to investigating and documenting such dorky crap for a…

You really ought to work on your breathing, too. I have some lame disks in my neck and back and it’s easier to make it through the work day because I start focusing on my breathing. It not only calms me down and releases the muscle tension around my spine but breathing a certain way can build strength in the core.…

Well, without Stooges’ Fun House, I’d have a mighty hard time getting up some mornings. Do guttural screams and roars count as words? I don’t think so

Wow. JARED GOFF IS AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE. And you’re a moose fart.

Moths are great. But only big ones. Don’t agree? Check out the Hemaris Thysbe:

How can it be that everyone just looks classier and more interesting with a Dodgers’ Jersey on?

Something about Kyrie Irving makes me think he shows up to games just to show up. He doesn’t practice, he doesn’t look at video. I’m willing to wager that he doesn’t do much beyond jog a bit to warm up before he throws on his extra long shorts. Seeing him on the court, I get the sense that he became an NBA player…

It sounds like you were ready to do it yourself, which is likely the point. People who know provide their own examples and don’t need to be told. People who don’t know will take the kernel and run with it to increased self knowledge. A good—no, a great—writer gives the reader just enough to get them thinking for…

Can’t we just CAPITALIZE it like a NORMAL person and call it a DAY?

Dude there’s no way you sanely follow this philosophy of yours 100% of the time. At some point something happens, you get angry. It happens to all of us. So, you don’t get my vaunted vote for sainthood.

If it’s okay, I’ll comment on the Gorilla situation. Now, it’s a shame the Gorilla had to die, but these folks erred on the side of caution and killed the Gorilla rather than entertain the chance the kid would be killed. I think if you were the child’s parent you would make the same decision.

Yes, but you forget he was drafted by the Sterling owned Clippers. That s basically a lifetime handicap

So was this intentionally overwritten as a Simmons-esque send up or just overwritten? Not that I’m a hater—a good zinger on every entry—but too much at times. Much too much

Yes. It happens to me all the time with obese people.

Sherlock Holmes, is it really you?