Shit I got three!

Boogie a bitch. And if anyone asks I didn’t say it

“Poor Allen Crabbe.”

Yeah welcome to the fucking Bay Area sports attitude! It’s not just the team, its their psycho fans. They’re whole shtick is bizarre and shitty and disrespectful to sanity and polite discourse but you can’t say they aren’t invested in their teams...

The Orlando Magic have a ton of good young players, but why exactly are they still mediocre? No coach? No veteran star? Or maybe too many good young guys who won’t be great. They’re just one of those weird teams I always avoid watching on league pass (I have NBA League Pass btw :))

What position does he play, again? And when can he suit up at third base for the Dodgers??

Because he will literally wait it out and play for the Magic, the Lakers, hell even Brooklyn or the Sixers just to get a max contract and flash that smile like he’s fucking Superman

I love looking at this like it’s some genius level Keyser Söze shit and Pop is slowly tightening the noose around the necks of the NBA’s short list of contenders. But I really think it’s a matter of this team not being capable of making it to the WCF if the Clippers and/or Thunder have it together. And Pop is staving…

yeah but I dont think Hinrich has rings like those guys

Luke Walton is ideal and I think if Lakers dont get him, Phil and the Knicks will. Another option is Hornacek with that dual point guard offense—that is if they keep Clarkson and Russell and mean to start them both. Guys like Thibideaux are options of course, but an all-defense hard-ass coach would be a bad mix…

True, except playing a 19 year old 30-35 minutes a night is not good for his health. Id say 30 max average and maybe leave him in till 32 if he’s having a great game and learning something. Same thing goes for Randle. No reason to break their bodies down when theyre still growing

I’m not up to the level of discourse on here but I feel things when I read Jezebel articles... Things that make me wish I could speak in more than incoherent rambles. One such ramble is something I picked up from another commenter on Facebook. A guy said when he was 15 he would’ve fucked a 28 year old Heidi Klum no…

Every time my brother sees a bad movie he goes on and on about how good it was and how unfair it is that critics decide what’s good...hangover III, entourage, most Keanu movies...

if the guy was trying to guard the ball he’d’ve responded to Chris’s movements. Instead he was obviously keyed in on Jordan and if Chris had been a car he’ve been keeled

Yeah short left hand turn lights are weird, like the city planners are purposefully telling people not to go that way. And folks who SLOWLY make a U-turn are the WORST. I can’t understand how my 2000 Cherokee sport somehow has a tighter turn radius and quicker acceleration than every new car when we’re doing U-turns.…

Good thing he was able to help them get that good

What’s wrong with what he wrote? Sure he should’ve asked an intern to make it pretty but I like hearing this kind of thing from Phil. Keeps me believing

Well, in defense of people who tend to blame a team’s best player rather than, I don’t know, blame the players who are not as good, Carmelo doesn’t do all the basic things you’d need a small forward to do to win a game. He just puts on the headband and the sleeve and clowns around on the court mimicking what made him…

Do you have a sports blog? I’d love to read more of your subjective opinions peddled as deep analysis.

This is like some ESPN comment section level crap