And its Mom so hot?

Goddam TWC. I swear I’ve considered switching five times. And that, to me, is the same feeling I get when I consider switching to Republican for the connections and the laid-back intellectuality of their company

Oh god Bay Area drivers are the worst! They clump up together like swarms of gnats, won’t let you use the passing lane, and drive up your ass going 80. They’ll literally be on someone’s bumper going that fast and I’m like, “hey dude how about giving that guy a little space?” But if you talk to a NorCal driver about…

Right, especially because the kinds of people who’d root for the Giants would take particular delight in putting down the A’s for being ‘garbage.’

Man as far as week one goes I was right in thinking anyone drafting AP first overall or first round in fantasy was crazy. Something about him makes football fans dumber than shit

Man, read the fellow’s live blog—it’s hilarious!

plugging ric k and m orty. nice.

what does ‘if there was question,’ mean? Fuckin basic of the basics answering the question three ways based on audience reaction. That tells me what I need to know about pageants and the women in them

any show featuring a fat man with a lovely wife is fiction. Do you realize that? They are fairy tales for their viewers. At best they are a metaphor representing how this brand of man feels about his marriage (he is a comparatively fat slob who doesn’t deserve his comparatively beautiful, super kind and chill wife).…

is this about guns, or something?

Why did I bother picking up the Browns’ defense?

because the guitars are loud like Weezer’s, right?

Honestly, I stopped enjoying watching football a long time ago. The only thing keeping me in it is the players and coaches I like. I think the NFL knows that if all the fans had to talk and think about in the offseason was purely football, it could easily go the way of MLB.

hey, now that movie was great at making my brain want to puke

aww you see it was meant to be past tense! GW and all. Context clues, yo

Where to invade next? is one of my 9th grade world history assignments. And I did it in the voice of an aide trying to dumb down foreign policy just enough for GW not to fuck it up. But my liberal stick up his ass teacher who I though would laugh his ass off suddenly lost his cool and gave me a B- for not being…

That 82 games is what the ‘market’ bears, here. Too many games and the players are injured and too tired to have a good product come playoff time. Also the market potentially becomes oversaturated. Too few and the owners feel that they’re losing money.

the league would not stand to lose the revenue from those games unless Ballmer is willing to step up and cover it, himself

there must be some valid reason why they’re being kept

For all their cheating, it leaves me wondering just how good these teams really were. Because often times the games were pretty close, including the Rams Super Bowl. What gave belicheck his status is that he took teams that didn’t quite have the best talent and manufactured wins due to his ‘genius.’ But in reality…