Just look at that weird loopy swing: the barrel of the bat gets a very small window to make contact with the ball. Compare that to other hitters like trout

So the Niners managed to screw up again since The Steve Young/Jerry Rice era. See, the Bay Area Sports ineptitude doesn’t go away, it’s just rotates amongst the partners. Now I don’t know what has to happen to make the Clippers and Dodgers world champions (and Cal finish top 25 in both football and basketball), but it…

Now even good advice is taboo

Hopefully the police were able to catch all ‘em that were involved

some may say IRL should do something about these crashes, but IRL hasnt been this relevant in years! The threat of deaths makes it more exciting. Why watch the best racers and tech like in Formula 1 when you can see a substandard protect with excessive danger!

She was actually singing about her vibrator

You just killed the internet! +1

Those new Browns unis are looking good!

Warren moon, Steve McNair, Randall Cunningham, Russell Wilson, Dan Marino, Steve Blake...etc

Can this comment be grayed, please?

You didnt mention Jared Goff once. We won’t win anything this year, but he’s likely going in the top of the first round, maybe even the first pick in the draft next year. so........pay attention!

Oh my goodness I just read this last night too! (There’s too many number 2s without washing hands. We need to change that guys)

Now that would be extremely polite!

Well, look, part of the reason why people like things (at least the things blessed with likability) is that they are actually looking for them with interest. Humor especially is a lot like having something new to learn—the brain is looking for what else is out there— “what else is/can be funny?” If your friend pushes…

“Are you sure you’re a licensed chiropractor?”

He’s not as talented, intelligent, or self-aware as those guys. And yet probably makes more money than all of them combined, and MAKES his movies more than those guys. He also puts quite a bit at stake every time he goes out in public or makes a movie. The next one that bombs basically finishes the movie star portion…

Can someone tell me why the Rangers traded for Hamels? Why???

I thought it was a snarky title, too. I feel ya brother. You fought valiantly, as well. Samer came off unprofessional and a little defensive, and his backers a tad too willing to be involved in a scrap. On the other hand, I’ve been considering managing a Starbucks, so that's probably why it bothered me. What's your…

Yeah, butt Texans are stoopid

Jay Cutler must’ve watched too many soap operas and romances growing up because he seriously looks like a pouty pretty boy—only without the makeup, lighting, and script to cover up the ghoulish complexion, dark circles under the soulless eyes, and vapid personality..

Sorry, just to be clear: I don’t like Jay Cutler