Wtf, PLEASE keep the conversation on Jim Carrey and not your own selfish agenda

Caring about EVERYTHING I should care about, feeling all the right stuff about all the right issues...THATS the American Dream, right there

Or, MAYBE, he was disappointed in the D-Leaguer for posting the video! So many choices

To be fair, getting Randle AND the 2nd pick would be huge. Randle’s talent is very highly thought of. The 2nd pick could be either a star center or a star point guard. So, that right there is like getting two top 5ish picks for a number one (cousins) and the number 6 (or whatever it is), and the 6th pick almost…

Oh, be quiet. Respectfully meant, of course. These uniforms are fine. Don’t you have something else more useless you’d rather nitpick over, such as judging purebred dogs?

Porn does good business off the asses of women, but the industry, too, gets a lot of flak. People hate em cuz they ain’t them I guess

When’s Swift gonna pose nude?

Well men are the stronger sex so even when they are mamas boys or have some other issue they can figure out a way to handle themselves and quietly drink themselves to death all whilst maintaining a stolid front. Meanwhile, women are just pussies

What he/she posted IS the ‘word on the street’ thinking about the term tho. Daddy issue girls put out because they're looking for love from a man to make up for what they don't get from their dad. Doesn't mean it's right, but it's something you'd see in urban dictionary. Comment sections aren't for the faint of heart

I’ve heard the term used a lot by guys about a girl who they thought was trouble, a girl who also may happen to have a father who was known to be an alcoholic, or had separated from the mom, or killed himself or whatever. For the longest time I couldn’t understand it because I figured we were all too young to have…

I'd love to see a lofty design with sails and ocean horizons and something with ties to the coast and stuff. But that takes some measure of taste in design. Which Ballmer was not born with. Have you seen his head?

I knew this would happen. Remember how uncool everything was that Microsoft did when Ballmer was CEO? Well, he has the design sensibilities of a Lego person. He must be stopped

If clippers hadn’t lost their shit in round 2, it’d’ve been a GREAT series, as far as competitiveness is concerned, anyway. I’m not saying LAC would’ve won but I wish my team could’ve met the eventual Finals winners, rather than losing to the Hardenaires...

Barnes was actually great for the Clippers, for quite a while. I know, because I watched nearly all of the Clippers’ games. But he couldn’t make a shot in that Houston series because Dwight Howard roughed him up and probably separates Matt’s shoulder. We had bad shooting depth as it was.

cant we use this time more productively as another opportunity to discuss how dumb matt kemp is?

yeah my brightness is all the way down in public, usually. a friend at a bar admonished me for it. she kinda sucks tho

honestly ive never enjoyed a music show on drugs or having people on drugs around me (they always seem to put out a weak, selfish, anti-communal vibe) and always prefer to be sober. playing music high, on the other hand, is a completely different story...

Fuck tall people. I hate it when Im in the front for half a show really enjoying myself and sum dick walks up and uses his size to kinda nudge me over and then stand right in front of me. Ass can see behind me just fine. next time im gonna just nudge right back in front of him and his buds and see whats up

She probably wanted to cry or whatever first. But I’d’ve grabbed her around the neck from behind, brought her to ground and put my foot/knee on her neck and just stared at her with dead eyes, punching her in the face...if I was that woman, mind you. If I was my dude self I’d laugh it off and then go home take an ice…

Field of Screams <~~~read italicized fancily of course