commence the cutting off of their balls!

I wish this was the case, but nah, it's all on me

love the dude who changed lanes in front of him...

when asked about the gap in his grin, Tiger said only, "You can't handle the Tooth!" and walked away in a huff. 10-15 meters away, the unreported guest Tom Cruise smiled, triumphantly

Wow, people come and people go, but when someone weeps and you just say "so?" all you're doing is adding sorrow to the world, bro

I'm sorry, would you rather have Joe Buck?

Favre supporters just have to get old and die before Rodgers' supporters

three HUGE average games

that bitch'll never be Royal at this rate

I dig those old unis. Bring back the drop shadow!

well, I've been informed that 'everyone' in La does cocaine and that city is fine.

They can always rebuild on the fly with Jay Cutler

I think we've seen guys take multiple steps as they juggle a ball..and then drop it. And that's not a fumble. But here, he clearly switched the ball to his left hand and had control of it, only for Green Bay's concretized-by-the-cold turf to knock it loose. I don't really care to look over the vast minutae of the NFL…

yeah the way it went down was a real Heartbreaker

Umm perhaps maybe he's playing the jester and asking these stupid questions for the sake of his stupid audience? You can't reach fools by talking around the obvious...

I dunno if Steve Ballmer's dancing is related, but Ralp Lawler sounded like he was having a stroke the last minute and a half of the ball game.

Pretty cogent for a cokehead

it wasn't a tackle? Kenny pushed him? I'm not on Jeopardy? Oh, okay. Yeah, he fell. He wasn't tackling the tree.

This was a BEAUTIFUL game to watch, until the end, at least. This team has something special, but their problems are psychological and caused by Kobe. That man is just terrible at life, at least the parts involving other players—and likely people.

tasteless and yet right on. Bravo