Seriously. Both Will and Jada are seemingly pretty cool (minus the weird scientology shit). How the hell did they create such obnoxious offspring?

Came here to say the same thing. I can't stand them.

Yeah. The man being the "breadwinner" is definitely not the experience I have had in the dating world.

I have no Nicki Minaj butt envy. My butt is round, fits my petite frame, and fulfills all it's duties spectacularly (thank you, butt). Nicki has...a lot of ass. More than I'd ever wish to posses, not least of all because I don't have the money to get all of my clothes altered to fit my butt.

That made me feel such an odd mix of excitement and sadness. Just hearing Phillip Seymour Hoffman's voice kind of made me want to cry but I can't wait for the movie to come out!

Yes. This. I love weed but I would not want to be stoned with my in-laws right after they became my in-laws. Or my grandparents. And also, I'd have to wear a darker colored wedding dress because a white dress would be no match for my messy eating habits when I have the munchies...

Grapes are a WONDERFUL high food. My boyfriend and I started eating so much junk food when we'd get stoned together and eventually I was like "That's it. I'm not bringing any more candy into this house. From now on it's all fruit all the time." Grapes are the best, followed by pre-cut watermelon cubes. Nom nom.

That's enough internet for me today.

Well, at least it's not this:

It's totally the youngest Hanson brother. I don't remember him going through this phase but it is just so, so bad.

Never not hot.

Dude, no.

If I ever get the urge to watch this movie, drunk or otherwise, I will literally slap myself and put Secretary on instead.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought Christian Grey was creepy as all hell. I like a little kink but I was too weirded out by his character (and too busy rolling my eyes at everything Anastasia said/thought) to be turned on.

Tom Arnold. I can relate.

Hell yeah! We can have side by side cabins out in the middle of nowhere somewhere.

I am not fan of Kim K and yes, I know she kind of did this to herself, but damn if it wouldn't totally suck to have arrows to your elbow fat on the cover of magazines. It must be so bizarre to have people scrutinizing you so closely that they notice and point out your FUCKING ELBOW FAT.

You're absolutely right. 100% agree with all you said. Gotta take the good with the bad, I guess and try to focus on positive change.

Lucky you. I was born in 1990. There's no way out for me. Shit like this makes me want to throw my phone away and go live off the grid somewhere so I can pretend that the world as we know it is not one huge, gross joke.