"We just managed to sneak an XBOX onto the space station." (High-Five)

We love you fruity rudy!

Talent wins. Talent, plus work ethic, kills.

The cable industry just crapped itself.

Misleading. You can't put a picture of healthy right now vs imagined composite of a 10-year-bender. You gotta compare future normal pic vs future wreck. You're gonna look crappier in 10 years no matter what. Cheers.

There's definitely some Andrew Blake going on right there, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Mind blown to pieces. Must play F-zero.

The original white iBook G3. I miss that thing, crappy logic board and all.

That's only worth it if they waive any early upgrade fee for a 4S.

Never tell me the odds!

Siri on steroids. This has the potential to be a very big deal.

I picked up one of these in pretty good condition, with its nice leather case for 5 bucks at a garage sale. They're old but not ancient, which makes them not too difficult to find in working order.

This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen...

I thought it was some phone holder tray that you would pan over your notebook, scanning & digitizing all your handwritten notes. It could then also act as a digital highlighter if you ran it over your textbooks. THAT would be cool.

Oooh! How long till I get can get a barPod, from my favorite pub to my front door.

This better not come back as some viral Planet of the Apes promo...

Am I the only one that read that as "Beaverfield?"

Nice render, but looks more like a Sony or Samsung to me than Apple.

So you've got a motion-sensor input device, a camera capable of tracking, internet connectivity, and voice-control and this is the only crap they can come up with?

Isn't make-up just Photoshop for real life?