That moment when you realize you have about 10 liters of wine a month and the national average is 10.4.

I am going to go out on a limb and say that this figure is due to multiple daily masses and the wine that is bought for them is not an accurate 'per capita' stat since only 900 people live there, but thousands attend mass there daily.

LOL ROYALS

Uh oh you are going to work at Vice? Don't tell Hamilton Nolan. He might write a passive aggressive blog about you.

I even watched it in Colombia and I also know other Colombians that watched it.

I work for Cisco TAC and my experience is that Heartbleed was almost all hype.

smeh.

All those food items you listed, Andy Reid found in his mustache this past hour.

Abdullah is a class-act.

I was going to +1 this but remembered this is competitive swimming.

Meh.

Anecdote alert:

Say what you want, Oliver's Twist was a fantastic show.

Wow!

In the time you took to write this shitty post, you could have told me how to cook this damn fish I've had in my hands for twelve hours.

They are certainly a 'team' but not a 'very good' team.

You probably also put siracha on your hot dogs.

This pile is the 4th injured Chiefs player this season.

Answer: As much cheese as it takes to produce an oil fire that will cook said sandwich.

Last year when I lived in Lawrence, KS (Go Jayhawks) they were in a lot of liquor stores on discount because no one bought them. I bought maybe 3 cases of 24 for $60.