“Yes customs agent, you got me: I am a Japanese man in sweatpants who has chosen being a mother-fucking Formula 1 driver as a fake reason for being here and cover for whatever illegitimate thing you think that I am doing.”

C’mon Ryan, if you’re going to write about science and space you should really be familiar with the X-37B. THAT is what it’s a copy of, not the space shuttle. 

Are we gonna say that every plane copied each other at this point? or cars copy each other for the general shape?

“sheet metal fiberglass”

Not a pilot, but man I tell you what if ‘ol Sully had been there he would have landed that damned thing backwards, upside down in a tornado and not put a scratch on it, the hopped out and kissed a baby. LOL

It’s worth noting here that although Tesla claims their logo is a stylized version of an EV component . . . any observant person can see that it’s a carrot.

Only one car has had a logo so righteous it needed the whole hood.

It’s par for the course, I’m afraid. It doesn’t have to do with safety, it’s a for-profit business.

I’m an engineer. A lot of what I do is figuring out ways to keep things safe for the latest and greatest idiots that society pumps out. If I do my job correctly knuckle draggers will make a better idiot for me to deal with.

For every $50 fine paid, $17 goes to the city, and $33 goes to the camera company.

Let’s not forget Verstappen’s antics would have likely killed Lewis Hamilton were it not for the Halo. And that Verstappen didn’t even check on Hamilton post crash. And that he received a whopping 3 place penalty for the next race.

Verstappen needs some bitchslappen.

Scout is a dumb name - ok sure Beavis

You can’t expect pissy little infants throwing tantrums to have any sort of logic.

This is assuming these people have shame. In my experience at least 75% do not. If arrest wasn’t an option they would gladly punch or bite people to get on the plane first. 

Apparently they didn’t lock the doors until the backup came screaming up with lights and sirens blazing.

Asking a fast food restaurant to cut your burger in half should be a felony.

Hollow bullets filled with water to shoot at the battery =)

A Tesla is a sports car? The roadster? Oh, nevermind.

Yup, lots of Serving and Protecting going on there.