Hi from Hawaii here, what’s the problem.... I haven’t worn regular shoes for most of my life. Miami seems warm? Republicans are insane..

In the Christmas time justice system, elf related sexual crimes are considered especially heinous. The women and men of the Special Vixen Unit investigate these crimes. These are their stories.

I want to see a Christmas movie where the boyfriends/girlfriends/fiance’s who was dumped find each other in the big city and bond based on that.

“Crime scene investigator”, specifically one that works exclusively on Elf related sexual assault homicides, somehow never makes the cut, no matter how many times I put in the spec scripts I send the Hallmark channel every year.

I mean... I’ve seen construction workers and contractors do absolutely horrific work, and known that it was horrific work. Just because I can’t do it better doesn’t mean they don’t still suck.

Doctor: *kills a patient.*

You’re right about the tyre strategy (although Red Bull had nothing to lose and Ham was 11 seconds ahead with 10 laps remaining) but the lapped cars should have remained in between the two if they wanted to go green. What actually happened was a travesty. 

Masi needs to be fired. If they wanted to end under green, you red flag immediately and bring everyone in. Sort it out without burning laps.

In an effort to feed his addiction to food & shelter, Erik writes words in cohesive sentences, & then he sells those sentences allllll strung together in paragraphs to a consortium of algorithms (whose bots will repost them everywhere they can in the following days) for ~.20/word.

Other editor approved names for Mandolin corner:

You’ve called that right-hand turn Maternity, Mandarin & Mandarian (it’s actually Maternity); stop writing articles on your phone.

The party was reportedly a star-studded affair, with guests like Shay Mitchell and Jesse Tyler Ferguson in attendance.

“Hyundai seems to be setting the standard for unnecessary gimmick lights that will either be too labor intensive or too expensive to repair down the line.”

Yeah yeah, I know, screw him anyway.

Here’s the thing. I don’t think Chris Pratt meant to intentionally imply that his daughter is somehow better than his son because of her relative health status. But the fact that he didn’t think at all about how that might impact his son or his son’s mom? And his kids apparently come after a baseball card? Again,…

I bet i know what the designers were thinking:

There have been a few posts like this on here lately. “I’ll ignore anyone who disagrees with me!!!”

It’s English feet. So it’s not actually 72 inches. It’s more like 3/4 of a hogsbead or 3-1/2 snapwoozles.

Not enough from the one customer to offset the $10k in profits from the one car.

All of this is a prime example of both how and why the dealer model needs to die and how Ford screwed up the Bronco’s rollout with its reservation system. Ford should have done a better job of explaining to customers how reservations work.