Do you remember the time you wrote:

If they make all look like a scam, or its essentially Lawrence in the DiCaprio role from Wolf of Wall Street it could be interesting. The only thing that would suck is if its some sort of romanticizing bullshit.

A duck once bit me in the park because it wanted my Bugles. I shouldn’t have had them on my fingers like witch fingernail hands.

Meanwhile Big Bird’s all “Bitch stole my look!”

Exotic import?

Johnathan Swift’s Artisanal Meats

I read the title and thought for sure it was going to be about a BernieBro.

Madonna remains thirstier than a marathoner in 100-degree weather.

Jill Hoff would be worse.

I didn’t say they’re confused. I said they’re messing with me so I die sooner and they can have all my stuff.

No, he doesn’t have a point and I didn’t say anything about sexism.

It’s close enough to her real voice so I don’t really give a shit.

Here’s an idea- don’t listen to those artists if you don’t like them. For the entire history of Rock and Roll there has been pop music and there has been the sort of music he wants. There’s room for both. I’m not a fan of Adele and I don’t know if her voice is 100% natural in those songs, but why the ever-living fuck…

Isn’t that inscribed on the Bobbitt Coat of Arms?

The one in the college softball World Series was pretty epic. Saved Auburn’s season and was followed the next inning with a walk off grand slam

I still think “The Dead Zone” is your best book.

It’s right there in black and white.

“He is passionate about the neighborhood’s architecture”

Mexican ISIS hater dogs. Sad!

So, likely the most-educated person at any Trump rally.