But you’re not trying to be the arbiter of art. You didn’t look at what St. Vincent and Brownstein did and pass judgement. You’re trying to be the arbiter of opportunity. The gatekeeper. And come on, you prefaced the whole thing with “Probably a dick of me” and you can’t take people agreeing with that? Let it go.

You said probably. I just confirmed it.

You are right... it is a dick of you.

How does it distinguish between wanted and unwanted penises?

I think the look was when she saw herself in a monitor and thought WTF are they cutting to me for?

That’s when you wink back at them.

Jodorowsky or Lynch?

Bonnie Raitt , Bonnie Raitt, Bonnie Raitt

I think he was married to Jessica when this happened -

Here you go champ. Say I make 50 dollars an hour. But I only make that for the 40 hours a week my employer pays me for. If I sleep for 8 hours a night I still have 72 hours a week where in a literal sense my time is worth nothing. Nothing I do in those 72 hours will change how much I take in that week. If I spent an…

“Brooklyn Vegan picked up an interview she did with the podcast The Underground Bunker” Did you make this up?

I don’t feel bad for Carroll, but I feel a little bad for you, reading stuff like that into a pretty neutral article.

No one stole it. You couldn’t tell because he shaved his head, but Elmer Fudd was a ginger. (Jk)

Shia LeBeouf is in Full Throttle

You seem to have those numbers down pat. Now, admit it, just how many times have you gone to that third or fourth one and regretted it?

And give me options on the VR - realistic, anime, Mario Kart... I wanna drive through downtown Detroit and think I’m driving in 21st century Tokyo.

A lot of people raise the issue that the projected image doesn’t follow the driver’s eyeline. Yet, this is the same way that the rearview and sideview mirrors work. With an initial adjustment for individuals we adapt easily to mirrors. The projected image on the pillar would be the same. We’d quickly catch on to where…

The best Halloween card grandma ever sent:

It’s the grammar. In comparison the long words are easy.

Could this mean a Scherzer/Verlander matchup on Tuesday?