Clifford Ray. Those arms and huge hands. I loved Ray even before the dolphin rescue. (Look it up)

Really, how else is Dethan supposed to have dog butt flavored water?

“Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.”

Eastern Michigan is fun now? You don’t have to tell these guys. They’re having plenty of fun.

No dumbass. When you look at the full sun the total amount of light will cause your pupils to contract affording some level of protection to your retina. That total amount of light also induces a squint and look away refelx.

Yeah, and we get another chance even before that - in 2024. ‘Murica ;)

You will NOT have a pinhole sized image. The size of the image will depend on how far away you viewing screen is. A smaller hole give a sharper image at the loss of brightness. A larger hole vice versa.

And you’re not, Mr. Not-the-Real-Thing? (Besides the fact that you apparently don’t understand how a pinhole imager works.)

I think Brooks, Pryor, et al. took inspiration from that statue and it’s description.

From the Sun-Sentinel - “At the time of the crash, Hegele was on the lookout for a suspect vehicle in connection to a felony, but investigators said he was told three times not to pursue or try to stop the vehicle.”

You’re right - what it looks like to you is not pertinent. Investigators say the cop travelled 883 feet in less than 6 seconds - that’s an average of 100 mph.

And I image Kinsler said something along the lines of “Are you sure that’s not a strike too, dickwad?”

Anyone who says “we’re doing everything we can” isn’t really.

I personally don’t know any residents against it, ... but I think they’re pretty solidly in the minority.

2nd best part of that clip - 3rd baseman gives him some love as he runs past.

Close, but bass-ackwards.

From the Richmond coverage, “Friday’s game ended in a double play shortly after a baserunner from the Kirkland team was ejected for stealing signals from the Atlee team while on second base and relaying them to the batter. A Kirkland coach was ejected as well.”

I try to keep my kids away from any activity that openly addresses “core values”. Sportsmanship, honesty, fair play, etc. - all good. Once you start explicitly mentioning CORE VALUES we’re outta there.

Well, if your friend who used to play college football says so, then we have to believe, don’t we? 50 year-old ex-players are who I turn to when I want to know about the limits of the human body and just how far outliers can go before they probably are cheaters.

Nope. He said fake mustache.