Don’t really get the whole ‘next to me’ meaning do you? I disagree with NasonNighmare - you’re bumped up to 1st in The Worst listing.

Every hockey parent knows that your absence increases the chances of your kid scoring by 35%. It’s a fact.

Oh, if only that were required for so many men to feel that way. I’m just surprised he left off a #notallmen hashtag.

He looks good and gold, and he can dance

Yeah, it’s usually those manipulative wimmins. They’re not to be trusted. He was most likely a good boy who loved his mama til that jezebel got a hold of him. SMH! 

I agree except for the witch test. It’s never done in hockey, since historically it was very likely that the nearest body of water was frozen over.

So.. being an MRA seems voluntary (e.g. no one’s forced me to be one yet). I would guess that a very logical consequence of proclaiming oneself an MRA is celibacy. Then how does this become involuntary? (Hoping this causes a slight backward tip of the fedora and a stroke of the neckbeard as this logical argument is…

Or instead of a t-shirt, a little less tongue when that KissCam rolls around next time might help. ;)

As a relative local, Miller got a bit of a standing O from the JLA crowd. Well deserved.

Can’t star this enough. (Though I’d like to think, as delicate as my balls are, I’d still do a little better than Christie. )

Take a look at the original Post interview. He’s only saying he’s disadvantaged as far as making a profit, not fielding a good team.

I’m gonna hate myself for taking the side of the owner, but...

So if he has the best playoff save percentage and his team hasn’t made it into the third round in at least three years, what was your point. If you just want to complain or make fun of the Caps in the playoffs you picked the wrong thread.

That’s my dream, that one day a corporation local to a team would do that. Like, Little Caesar’s would say, here’s a few million (from one Ilitch to the other?), we’ll put signs and logos everywhere, but dammit this place is henceforth Gordie Howe Arena.

needs more stars

Yes, and that’s the frickin’ point. As in “Hey, here’s a visceral illustration that Nissan is still selling (and Mexico is allowing to be sold) a car whose design dates back to the 90's.” The point was taken and Nissan will stop production.

Don’t forget that his real job is pass defense and he let the guy get a first down before he hit him. So it’s a stretch even saying that he did what he was supposed to do.

Yeesss! I’m far more visual than auditory. If I’m paying money to go to a big screen, I want a big screen. I’ll compromise with my family and sit two rows back of the walking aisle, but only grudgingly. Sometimes I’ve even moved down to sit by myself. It’s not like I’m going to talk to anyone, or let anyone talk to…

So, the next time you go to touch the Cup (and how many time do you need to go, really? Are you 12?) ask the guy who brings it about what big pussies Morrison and Turco were for not playing Canadian juniors. Or maybe see if they want to talk smack about some guy who got a college education while playing hockey. See…