Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Fuck you Dave. You guys killing another childhood memory of mine. Ahhhhhh DC Memories, such a curse. Well I guess I always have Minor Threat and the Bad Brains. Also that guy Rollins.

I live in northern Virginia. My answer is “college football sucks.”

There is a Beyoncé take, which is shared (with varying degrees of sincerity) by at least three people on staff, that no one will ever publish for fear of the Beyhive’s wrath. Seriously. They are worse than Gamergate.

It’s Burke.

Why don’t the horses get the equestrian medals?

It’s all of them in a massive tie for first

The world actually caters to the .1% who have 90% of all the wealth.

Whoopes!

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

“In order to be convenient, you can no longer print tickets from home.

Pulp doesn’t need to be remembered because they will never be forgotten.

The Shitty Beatles???!!! Are they good?

Cast
Ride
Suede
Super Furry Animals
Ocean Colour Scene
Echobelly
Sleeper
Elastica
Kula Shaker

I like Britpop. So what?

Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

A-

*looks at headline graphic*

Well, it switched to allowing professionals in the ‘84, but limiting Euro and SA teams to players who haven’t played in a WC. Then in the early ‘92 it switched to the u-23 rule, and then ‘96 the 3 overage players. Olympics were on par, even more prestigious than WC until pretty much the rise of full-professionalism in…