Tshiminga Biakabatuka.

Ladell Betts.

NFL Players: [Can’t remember anything]

Rashaan Salaam

Amos Zereoue.

Suddenly launching flares at the opposing players seems...

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

[Michael Bradley & Jozy Altidore weep tears of recognition]

If they wanted the bear to come down all he needed to do was nuke a Hot Pocket.

Just take it in like it’s part of the scenery. Depending on where you were, I’m shocked you only saw it once.

That’s fucked up, man! Company sounds like it’s trash.

Yes.

People ask this here a lot. The short answer is that almost all gambling coverage is bullshit. It’s written by people who do not gamble for a living, handing out advice that sounds actionable, but is really just funneling business to bookies in the hands of readers who will not use it to gain a sustainable edge. The…