Kev29
Kev29
Kev29

They were clucking about how hard it has been over the years to add up the numbers on the old manual scoreboard in center field, which is, of course, an icon of Wrigley Field and a protected historical landmark. Well, maybe if you’re drunk and can’t find a place to urinate.

Great deals today at Wrigley on Chardonnay, Chardonnay, Chardonnay, Chardonnay, Chardonnay, 50/50 Chardonnay and Sweet Urine, Empty Cup, and Piss.

Wisconsin 71, Kentucky 64. Sad Wildcats fans can be found below.

The Koch’s generosity is not limited to the coaches. Recognizing that the players are essentially indentured servants playing for a man making $3 million they will have the opportunity, after they graduate, to mow the Koch’s lawns and clean their pools.

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

The bar incident also resulted in the loss of 31 teeth.

If Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Bennett is Mabel Jordan.

You're right on that. Black people do not like mayo.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

FTFY, Greg.

I'm gonna preface this by saying that I love Sage Steele. She's black and cool and smart and elegant. These are

As a kid I shaved the chocolate butterfingers to make them "chicken nuggets" and scooped some ice cream as "mashed potatoes" for my dad when he got home from work.

Honestly, I would go to a pizza gay wedding. Pizza is never inappropriate.

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

I agree, Dan Snyder is a great man, with a totally average sized penis and absolutely no desire to systematically eliminate an entire race of native peoples.

Nice of you to stop by, Vinny.

I like that Dogfish Head does the 12-ounce singles. So many breweries do either 22's or 6-packs (or 4-packs), which can be rough on beer that's either super-boozy or just rough on the palette, both of which are frequent characteristics of Dogfish Head.

I used to belong to The Bruery out here, which is famous (or infamous) for almost exclusively producing extreme beers, particularly sours and barrel-aged. At first, it was kind of fun to try all of the new stuff but, honestly, it got to be too much. The barrel aged beers got so heavy duty that you could barely