Kev29
Kev29
Kev29

Yup.

Subtle brilliance in your execution there, Beavis.

BeeJay's good, but he's no Fuck.

Racism, imo

One could make an awful movie about two kids who both went to the wrong one. It'd be like a cross between Drumline, Mean Girls, and Dawson's Creek. It'd make more money than Frozen. Wait...why the fuck am I telling you people this? I'm down for at least an Executive Producer credit.

Notre Dame

Seriously, walking away from that kind of money? Dude will be lucky to find work as a porter at this point. Or maybe he'll move to the Wisconsin backwoods to become a lager.

You know who isn't an American stout? CHRIS BORLAND.

They both exhibit a deep understanding of how to guard against a shoot-grab

The racquet ball really needs to be on this list. It is about the greatest ball ever invented - even if you don't play the sport. They bounce better than a tennis ball, fit in your hand better than any other ball, and can sting the shit out of someone if thrown hard enough.

I find this all hard to believe.

How will lax bros react to being trolled so hard?

Indiana getting a 37 ranking might be the biggest joke of the whole list.

He travelled.