Anyone who wears a Red Sox hat to a non-Red Sox game should be executed. Simple as.

Paragraphs 6 and 7 are quite good, Chris.

No justice, no peas.

Yes, the band kids usually get the last LMFAO.

Have you ever played tennis??

A band named ‘Jorts’ will be playing. See you there.

“Between services like Netflix, Hulu+, Sling TV, and HBO Now, it’s easier than ever to...” continue spending $100 a month.

“Between services like Netflix, Hulu+, Sling TV, and HBO Now, it’s easier than ever to...” continue spending $100 a…

I’m old.

Good timing with Gedion Zelalem likely off to Rangers for the season.

I want to like Lukas, he works hard and produces cool stuff, but he’s just so goddamn white. If your uniforms weren’t in a 1948 Rawlings catalog then they clearly suck. Any black in your ensemble that wasn’t a primary color in 1975? Cut. Designed in the 90s? Cut (oh but the very ordinary NE Gritriots Flying Elvis gets…

Good reference in this real one...

“so I can only assume this is based on reader voting”

We’re kind of bad at the sex down here in DC.

Such a Millennial

Going to be hungry for more death after 60.

Oh calm down, Robert. I’m sure this isn’t the first time you’ve landed in a creek.

Kevin, this is a very well measured and reasonable post. I'm sorry you will have to stop being a U.S. Soccer fan now.

I haven’t seen a $6.50 beer at Nats Park since it was being thrown at Lastings Milledge.

“The messiah of football arrived in Gabon like he were going to a zoo: dirty, unshaven and his hands in his pockets, looking for peanuts to throw to them!”