Reasons to go Crawling Back to ESPN Every Now and Then:

I’m of the insufferable opinion that everything since Say Anything has been mediocre to terrible. Not a huge fan of Almost Famous. Despise Jerry Maguire (where his career really started to nosedive).

Wow, I’ll assume from his exclusion that Peter King was vacationing at Auschwitz again.

Not really. That’s straight up libel. ESPN could easily be sued for that and Rovell canned.

One position for Statler & Waldorf... racist.

1) Rowlf

100% agree. And British brewers are clearly feeling the heat from the American craft scene - lot of old and new operations over there are ramping up the hops. Kind of a shame in a way, because the British best and mild styles are so subtly terrific. And they’re the original sessions ales.

Hull home win (v ManUre) and Newcastle loss/draw (v West Ham) and NUFC go down. Not impossible.

Since being fired by ESPN

Garrett Wolfe

Trent Richardson

Quinton Ganther

Of course Betty is the worst but surely should be moved up to the top 15 on this alone:

He’ll get that in MD or VA without changing the name. Like everything involving Snyder’s Redskins, the result will be fucked up no matter which way it goes.

If you’re attending at Toronto FC match, the joke’s always on you.

IT THINKS IT’S PEOPLE

Yes and if you put a hot dog in the middle it becomes a sandwich.

I think Giancarlo Stanton is the current clubhouse leader. Sure Marlins fans love him, but there are 15 Marlins fans.

Sports writers need term limits.