The WORST.

I have a lot of friends from Great Lake-ish cities (Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit, etc) and have heard a lot of dude/bud/bro/buddy/chief/cowboy in my life. I validate these hot spots.

Bizarrely I'm now eating more sweets. I crave ice cream, cookies, chocolate when I barely cared in my 20s. I'm turning in to some sort of old cat lady.

Most vacant homes are Left Eyesores, but this one was in good shape.

At 20, I could have eaten two of those Wendy's Bacon Portobello Melts.

Surprised you guys left off the end of Mr. Draper's letter:

Watch out for Mr. Kalaf — those hot takes came out of nowhere!!

Gallon'e?

Cops turning their backs on the mayor isn't a protest, Ed?

Basketball, Noon: Harvard at Virginia. Some methodical under the rim college hoops for the purists/no one!

Because there are 3 Bowling Green fans there. And they're winning.

Buried lede: Fan at Camelia Bowl

940,857. Santa Baby - 0 points (0.0 average)

Can't believe the Post hasn't sprung for the poop emoji, considering they're on the Redskins beat.

Seriously. Browns have been cursed since the days of Bern Kosar and Vin Testaverde.

Wonder if this guy would have any first name takes regarding former NFLers Archuleta and McNair.

Get the oven mitts on, gang, we've got a piping hot take here!

Covington makes first team all-American names but can't even get in the all-Stanwick first team.

Not Leicester.