Head to the principal's office Dion, because you've just been BOULEZ'D!

Ronde Barber; admirable person. Tiki Barber; horrible person.

Cage Rippers?

Roger Goodell: Hey, is the snow as bad up there in Ontario as it is in Buffalo? We might move Sunday's Bills game to the Rogers Centre.

I have to stick up for Declan. That's very much a real, and nice, name.

Everytime my daughter watches Nick or Disney Jr., I feel it's the educational equivalent of eating Dippin Dots for dinner.

God damn Caillou and his same lookin Canuck parents

I might put getting hit by a car in front of 6pm-8pm.

Mmmm, Special Cafe Meusli Pox

#ChristinaAddisonIsMyThirdBestFriendBecause

It would be the most Snyder thing ever if they finally get their first round pick back in April then use it to replace RG3.

The line is awful. There's talent in the running game with Morris and co. Griffin is just not a strong pocket NFL QB. And once his knee was shredded in that playoff game it was over. All that was left is this tortured comeback attempt and the hand-wringing.

Well this is Italy we're talking about, not exactly the best with administrative faculties...

Bridge Over the River KwaiIsAnyoneEvenThere

I'd love it if he exterminated the shitbag tyrant hell-bent on destroying everything decent, and has been hiding in plain sight for years... But he'll never get past Tony Wyllie.

But where are the cheese curd sprinkles?

Bit of an update from VCU

There's also your pal Dan Steinberg —

I think it's always going to vary on a case-by-case basis. There's Yedlin who has done very well by the MLS route, but there's also Gideon Zelalem at Arsenal. His family decided to take Arsenal up on their academy offer and moved from Maryland to London. He's now a first team squad player and even Don Garber would be…

I guess it depends on what kind of "young" we're talking about here. Fredy Montero was 22 when he was signed by Seattle. That's not really young in international soccer terms. He did his academy apprentice work in Colombia years before moving to Seattle. I think the issue at hand here is where 16 year olds are signing…