I have been paid to eat at Red Lobster (sort of, the parents of the basketball team I coach give me gift cards there after every season. Why? I have no idea). So I go with my wife once a year and the place is about 80% garbage. I had steak, shrimp and baked potato last time I went. The steak was actually pretty nice,…

4. Opt for the 18 pack of toilet paper.

"Buenos Dias Cruzcampo, my name is... umm... Carlos Bacca"

Read Peter King's column today.

Thankfully "#WhyIStayed - Because he's a fine pizza ass!" never made it out of the writer's room.

Oooh, do you have a link? I need that.

This would be perfect with complete silence throughout the play and just a quiet "oh my" at the end from Vin Scully.

It's a trienta caramel lardachino. So yeah.

1,149 words when he could have just written, "Why didn't I buy the Trailblazers?"

It's coming right for us!

If you were a Canada major, maybe you would have gotten that right.

I don't care if this in incorrect/inauthentic, my wife and 2 year old wolf it down:

HOT TAKE!

Grits

Fuckers won it before Labor Day without even knowing what Labor Day is.

Add fresh cilantro (unless you hate it) and a tablespoon or two of spicy tomatillo salsa.

Premier League or College Football Gameday?