I order it almost every time! Usually a small portion so I can also get candy. These are the main reasons I go to the movie theater.

What kind of pizza are you eating that has “juices”?

I don’t get the blanket outrage for people being landlords. Are they good landlords? Do they take care of the property? Do they offer reasonable rental rates comparable to similar properties? Do they keep rent increases limited? Then what’s the problem with making an investment that provides a decent place to live?…

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

I’ve seen no review mention the best part of the episode - Marshawn Lynch’s bomb-ass shirt.  I want a Mood Shirt.

‘Gains traction’?? This was perhaps the dumbest episode yet.

Counterpoint - your “experience” is not more important than that of others, and being around kids is a necessary part of the human experience. Some of them are more quiet than others, but none of them, and none of their parents, owe you more than their best effort.

Was the joke lame? Yes
Was the joke racist, homophobic/transphobic, anti-Semitic or etc? Nope 
Is it worth getting fired over? Nope

Can we all just admit Kingdom Hearts has always had a terrible story now?

I think his premise is “man tries to prove his innocence, figure out who is the other man who looks just like him and shares his DNA”. 

Sour Cream and Onion Kettle chips on a deli sliced turkey breast sammich with mild chedder, lettuce, tomato and mayo is the best.

What I don’t get is how this woman claims getting the bike “changed her.” There is no visible way in which she has changed over the year. She was already thin and toned. I guess she just gets up earlier now?

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

Counter title: Play Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order on whatever difficulty you want to.  Each person gets different levels of enjoyment out of their games, and just because you think it should be played on one for the best enjoyment doesn’t mean others will enjoy it too.  I’ve been playing on Jedi Knight difficulty, and…

god i can’t wait. this is the sort of impenetrable bullshit i’ve been missing in my life

Never. Even when the robots are doing all the driving for us.

So umm, they just killed comments on Deadspin, didn't they?

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