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Jeez, poor Sam. Just tryna go on a nice date and got a face full of loud human extinction talk.

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of

They should get his brother, Rich Evans to host Hot Ones.

I don’t know about that. Yea, maybe the call was too severe. But I just can’t get past the fact that the Knights were the ones who gave up 4 power play goals not to mention blowing a 3-1 series lead. It never should have gotten to a game 7. I’ve seen tons of teams kill off a 5 minute major. I’ve seen tons of teams try

Counterpoint:

Yes, it’s an unusual injury from a cross-check. But if a cross-check results in a serious injury, the player who committed the violation needs to be ejected. That’s the chance a player takes when he puts another player in peril by committing a penalty.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

I know it’s not a popular opinion, but I wish they made some of these in the Model 2 design. 

Thats not smug, he’s just doing his best Max Von Sydow impression. Which is pretty damn good!

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

No. No there were not.

He never summoned Mjolnir, just the back of Stormbreaker’s axe resembles the hammer.

In the clip, I mean. I’m not saying he wasn’t summoning Mjolnir for....what, like, 5 movies now? 

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

Stone CEO Greg Koch says that, in essence, Germany just wasn’t ready for how awesome Stone is.

It’s right there on page two on the manual, FIRST bullet point:

They’re insanely good at getting a baby to sleep. My daughter practically lived in one 24/7 for the first few months of her life because she would not fall asleep at all on a flat surface with nothing on it no matter what we tried. It’s only dangerous if you keep using it past the age where they can fall out.

Counterpoint: Baths send a signal to the baby / toddler that it’s bed time. Thanks to the Pavlov dog effect here, both kids are IMMEDIATELY excited for stories and quiet time when they get out of the bath.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

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Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

I know here in Columbus OH we’ve been seeing an increase in barcades. The 16-bit Bar on S. 4th St in downtown Columbus (across the street from the Greyhound station) is pretty popular, and there’s a Pins Mechanical Company up the street from that (has pinball machines as well as skeeball, duckpin and other