I already commented but I like this interpretation. If we spent as much time organizing politically as we do dissecting the intentions of liberal comedians, we might actually have a chance at changing things.

Maybe I’m just the dummy here, but I took it as her making fun of the inactive people who think they can ignore the problem?

I know that it is not incorrect to score what Myers did a “steal” of home, but I really think it needs to be called something else. When I hear somebody stole home I get all excited to see Willie Mays Hays breaking when the pitcher goes into the wind up, a la Jackie Robinson, and then I see a dumb baseball maneuver…

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

Holy crap, you basically killed any argument for this Supra purchase. Oh wait, none of those come in an undesirable green color!

What a world!

Later, at a bar:

Hey, you’re talking about my mileage record holder here! A ‘98, had 202k on the clock and still running when I donated it. And swinging center vents. With the little button that said “Swing!” OK, no exclamation point, but still...

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

No, you’re wrong.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

The headline says the mean spirited satire doesn’t hold up but the article is about how the gameplay and level design don’t hold up.

I’m not sure I follow the thought process here. Earthworm Jim is a failed experiment because the levels are difficult to navigate and the princess is flattened by a cow? I mean, by treating her as pointless, killing her with a cow, and calling her Whats-Her-Name, it seems Earthworm Jim is satirizing how other games do…

Why is Kinja treating this like a question and answer forum?

Bran wakes from a trance: “...I have Bird Flu.”

With Tavarish gone, someone has to dish out the really bad advice.

Pediatrician here. I recommend any close contact with a baby less than 6 months of age get their TDaP vaccine beforehand. We’re all supposed to get a booster tetanus shot (which is in there) every 10 years anyway, so it’s good personal practice to stay up to date anyway. Minimizing overall contacts in the first 2…

just take a look at this video clip I randomly found showing a soldier in 1940s Berlin struggling to bring his Jeep to a stop in a straight line.

If I was good enough to get an endorsement, I’d drink one can then spend the rest of the day refilling that can with water.