@LucasTizma: More like "you better have a damn good reason it looks like a Klan meeting in here, crackas".

Always bet on the Duke.

@GangztaX: Wood is far too scandalous, and can be whittled into obscene shapes. I say we use large rocks with holes in them.

I've never heard of this game, and being an MMO I would never have played it, but I'm outraged on principle.

@TrjnRabbit: I haven't played a lot of MW2's multi yet, but my games have mostly been good - though I did get some lag the other night right before AC2 came out.

@NeoXY: Are you serious? It's the same god damn "let's have Eddie Riggs kill the Jonas Brothers" joke that was done about a month ago. And it wasn't funny then either.

@mrbubble: The term MILF exists for a reason.

@Christopher Pressoir: You got to the end and still thought Makarov was the bad guy? I'm willing to bet Makarov is an ally in MW3.

Enemy of my Enemy was a fantastic level, and while I was maybe more diligent than the game intended by clearing the area with my sniper rifle before advancing, the entire thing felt like a mad dash to the finish. I loved the battle raging and finding my path through it. The hectic vehicle section capped it off…

@Fluorine: Blowing gently into her microphone and softy caressing the cartridge slot. She'll be unhappy if he goes near the GBA slot though. She's just not that kind of jpeg.

@Sheogorath: What about marrying an actual game of chess. Not the board and pieces, but the memory of an actual game.

@GodhandX: A map showing you a secret vault under the Auditorie house, and an extra large knife pouch to hold more knives. You can also get an AC themed dashboard and an Altair costume for your avatar. I don't know if those last two carry over to the PS3 of course, you probably get something different.

I started playing Assassin's Creed 2 tonight and there's a couple of nice improvements so far - admittedly I'm not really that far into it but I like it so far.

@n00b_pwner: Congratulations, you have demonstrated all of the insight of someone who just watched a video making that exact claim.

@Pretty Pink Pwnie: Maybe they'll stop reporting on it when it stops being big news.

@DocSeuss: Don't waste your time. He's decided MW2 is worthless because he doesn't like it. The alpha and omega of all internet arguments. #modernwarfare2

@aniteshj: Call of Duty: Postmodern Warfare #modernwarfare2

@TVs_Frank: By your apparent standards, neither does a two hour action movie. #modernwarfare2

Let's face it, if those online modes are totally awesome, of course I'll pay up. So will plenty of other people. After two years of Halo 3, MW2's multiplayer is surprisingly refreshing and addictive - though that's my own fault for only playing Halo 3 for two years when I had COD4 right there the whole time. #activisio…

I work in a busy highrise office block and I learned on my first day never to fart, even when you're alone. There's ALWAYS someone at the other end, and no amount of arm waving will dissipate that reek before the doors open on your floor. #hotflashes