Or you could just install Plex RARFlix and its Unsupported App Store and watch all the same content for free. But hey you wanna spend $500 on an XBone and Gold instead of spending $85 on a Roku and zero dollars on the app(s), knock yourself out.

Casey, Spielberg is a paint-by-the-numbers, lowest common denominator hack. He's a horrible filmmaker and he's nearly destroyed cinema with the 'blockbuster'. If you want to learn about good filmmaking, please, read The Films of John Cassavetes: Pragmatism, Modernism & The Movies by Ray Carney.

This is your solution? Women wearing 'manly' pants? How about instead of catering to the minority population with greasy, fat sausage fingers who buy their muumuus at Tent Warehouse, the electronics manufacturers make products that are size appropriate for the 51% of the population who are female?

Clearly, it was.

So now there are zero smartphones that actually fit in a jeans pocket.

There is nothing non-factual in this piece. You may be allergic to the truth, but the majority of us are not. If you need to stick your head in the sand, there are plenty of fascist American propaganda sites you can visit instead of Gizmodo.

You want AdBlock Edge.

A lot. Two words. One 'L'.

AdBlock Edge is the good one.

It's mindboggling that the advertising industry even still exists. Everyone loathes ads. If an ad is intrusive enough that I realize what it's for I boycott the product/company on principle.

WeBlock for iOS and Glimmerblocker for OS X can ensure you never see ads while using your iOS device on WiFi.

You type fat.

It's soy.

The problem is soy. Stop eating soy. It's in nearly all processed American foods. It is an estrogen mimic and is wreaking havoc on the endocrine systems of every American without an estrogen deficiency. Also, avoid meat, dairy and eggs taken from animals who were fed soy.

Try going soy free instead. The problem is soy which is in nearly every processed American food from ketchup to cereal to frozen french fries to salad dressing to meatballs. Soy is an estrogen mimic. Unless you have an estrogen deficiency, consuming pounds of soy every day will cause your endocrine to completely…

It's the soy they put in everything. It's in everything. Start looking at the ingedients in your salad dressing, ketchup, meatballs, cereal, processed cheeses, breads, frozen french fries, crackers, etc. I guarantee you will feel better if you cut soy (and other estrogen mimics like flax, cat's claw, etc.) completely…

You sound annoying. You're probably inconsiderate in all aspects of your life. Other people exist.

Ok, this one comes with recordings.

This one doesn't have any prerecorded jokes but you can record your own sounds/warnings/messages/whatever: Talking Toilet Paper Spindle I'll see if I can find the one with the pre-recorded jokes.

Except that Pale Moon does not have a Mac version.