Hulu Plus has 800+ Criterion Collection films. Netflix has episodes of Sister Wives. I am forced to assume that anyone who can't find anything "interesting" to watch on Hulu Plus has horrible and completely pedestrian taste in film.

Google search has gotten so bad with paid links that I can't even get links vaguely related to what I'm looking for unless I put every single fucking word in quotation marks. It's total garbage now.

Anyone who considers Chrome "secure" in any circumstance is a complete fucking moron. It's a data-mining operation, pure and simple. They read your fucking files even when you are not actively using Chrome. Chrome itself is spyware.

Not trolling. Gifs are the equivalent of maggots.

What about those of us who dislike receiving clitoral stimulation and come exclusively and easily from penetration?

They're too distracting. I can't concentrate on anything else on the page like the text I'm trying to read if there's repetitive movement blinking flashing bouncing over and over and over again. And there are no extensions for iOS browsers to limit gifs to one play. They completely fucking ruin the internet for me.…

I block all .gifs at a router level. This garbage needs to fucking stop.

There's a great play called The Sweetest Swing in Baseball about a woman who pretends to believe she's Darryl Strawberry so that she can stay in the loony bin longer after a failed suicide attempt.

Yeah, that doesn't sound pleasant. I guess I'm surprised the person can still die if there's much vomiting involved.

People with autism (and quite a few other disorders and illnesses which the proper testing, treatment and management of have eluded non-epigenetic allopathic physicians) have hereditary MTHFR and p450 mutations. These mutations impair and at times even completely impede methylation and detox, i.e. their livers do not…

Bathtub farts smell worse than air farts.

Is it a painful way to die?

No one would ever buy anything if the item had to honestly meet all three of those criteria.

My local credit union has worse interest rates from Chase, don't return emails and have no ATMs their customers can use except for at their 2 branches. That's why I don't use them. Oh and their financial advisor lost all of the $2000 I invested with him over the course of 6 months when I was 12.

Ha ha ha, I'm a happily slutty 33 year old bisexual woman. And you're a horrible lay.

You are a horrible lay who knows nothing about women's bodies. Barring a medical condition, women only get dry when they are unaroused; if the women you wind up in the sack with get more dry as you're fucking them, you're doing something very very wrong.

Windows is so fucking ugly.

That sums me up fairly well.

You should be buying eggs (and meat) that are Certified Humane Raised.

Of course they don't believe you! Chickens having ear lobes sounds made up!