And you expect me to believe a high school football player in Florida was actually at school? Please...

For Euro players it goes: Olympics, World Championships, Stanley Cup

As a die hard Leafs fan (and by die hard Leafs fan, I mean an idiot) - this is a great question. I was really thrilled with today's win and I'll let you know how I feel when the Leafs win the cup ...which means you and I will never speak again.

It seems to depend on the players country of origin. For Europeans the Olympic gold medal is the highest accomplishment ever. For a North American, it is the Stanley Cup. There is a possibility this could change in ten years, because NHL players have only been going to the Olympics since 1998. I.E. the only Canadians…

I'm pretty sure it's the Stanley Cup. Even after Luongo helped Canada win gold at home in the 2010 Olympics he said eliminating Chicago in the playoffs a year later was a bigger thrill for him. The NHL is what counts.

MR Song Lyric: 'Our First Lady Had Some Class'. Those fucking racist assholes.

What about perfect attendance?

Congratulations US hockey on your well earned participation ribbon.

I love it, after every time the US looses to Canada in hockey. It's the exact same cliched whining: "WE DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HOCKEY!! IF WE CARED WE'D WIN! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

On a seriouser note, GG America, you are great rivals and even greater friends.

We obviously can't beat Canada in hockey. Can we at least nuke them?

Dear Canada,

At least the USA has won a gold medal in men's figure skating.

Fuck you.

As a proud Canadian, I wish the U.S the best of luck and good health in today's contest

What is extremely disturbing to me is that I have yet to see any statement that this woman is now Rice's EX-FIANCÉE.

Costas later asked Lauer about his upcoming trip to India, and whether he'd be eating Curry for dinner.