Absolutely fascinating. I will watch speed-skating now with a much more discerning eye. Thank you so much.

That was probably the body of the previous competitor.

I have a horrible feeling this is just a very small sampling of the women this monster has attacked...

There could also be a fatigue factor at play, as some of those folks performed for the first ever Team Event just last weekend .

I hope Martin sues the fuck out of the NFL and OWNS the Miami Dolphins when this nightmare is done.

Why could he not have made this call earlier when there was time to allow for a substitute?

A win is a win is a win.

Lets do 'Judges and Figure Skaters' next!

No shit.

Just rub some smooth fresh dog blood on that sucker and it'll be right as rain.

And this is because those cheap Russians decided to pave the surface with old rusty razorblades instead of that sleek polymer resin that has a friction coefficient of zero...right?

You mean besides the military?

These are the same NFL Execs who turn into hermetic deaf mutes when anyone asks them about concussions or why their ex-players are dying of CTE in charity hospices with no health insurance....but just the idea of a talented and deserving homosexual in their locker rooms causes those evil fuckers to squeal like pigs.

Wait. Lauer is in the mix?

4th place should get a tin medal filled with chocolate.

Michael Sam is a trailblazer.

On the contrary.....with only 3 vowels in a 14 letter name, you are clearly a Russian agent working against American interests and security.

Such bullshit.

Fantastically brave!!!

No. Because our athletes are sleepy, due to pillow-deprivation......and their hands are covered with fecal matter, throwing off their center of gravity.