@cityfolk232: Wonderful comment!

Wow. I am stunned to learn that the Johnson Space Center had a technician experience decompression in one of the vacuum chambers. I was a test engineer in their thermal and vacuum facility for several years and I never heard this!

@Jen-of-all-trades: Awesome.

I just know he wrote that smiley face with his penis.

Jolie always looks the same to me. Same makeup, same hair and same style of dress. Yawn.

I would just settle for the show remaining on the air.

@El-Diablo13: I feel guilty for laughing at this comment. And no, I'm sure the engine caught on fire moments afterwards.

Just a matter of time before this happened...

How about Tuffy?

So can I feed this thing to the rats who have invaded my home, or what?

@mattjumbo: Don't forget about Tang!

@Mmmmmhm: Buzz kill.

2:00pm EST: News Conference begins.

@thnikkamax: Using the term "astrobiology" in this case is extremely misleading (assuming this post is accurate).

@imadm1: That is different. My understanding was that this lifeform pioneered a completely separate path into existence.

@freakboy9: Well, mine smelled like surströmming and pitepalt dumplings until I threw it in the dishwasher a few times.

@nombei: I want a furry cream puff like a a tribble.

I smell a Nobel Prize.

Redacted - This comment has already been made. I'm not nearly as smart or unique as I thought I was.

Sam Weiss would have picked out fake Olivia in a second!