Same. But I definitely have a way that I WANT people to see me- like a narrative about who I am, and generally I think I pull it off, at least with people who aren’t super close to me.

literally my first thought. I would be murdered almost instantly.

you had me at tailored penis warmers. Why aren't those a thing?

girth for the win!

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE FEARS SPIDERS

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

I'm the same age too. And I definitely don't always think he did it.

Seems like Letterman thought Bill Cosby was Lisa Bonet's real father. That interview was a bit gross and patronizing.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

My question (as a midwife myself) is why don't you see a midwife for your women's health care instead of a doctor to begin with??

Being uncomfortable with uncertainty is much more reasonable goal than somehow stumbling upon an answer.

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

This is your video? I forgave you for vertical mode. In fact, I watched the video before reading the article, and was too captivated by cow-girl-porch business to notice, which is a first.

That, my friend, is a look of pure, unadulterated joy.

Is it weird that I thought his expression was pretty much identical to the one my dog makes when I hold a tennis ball up like I'm going to throw it?

This is actually why I DO believe her. Janice Dickinson has always come off as such a broken human being that only truly terrible things could have made her this way. If Cosby was already a master manipulator by the 80s, I can absolutely see him preying on Janice. Easy.

Ohhhh. I get it! Their clothes are different from my clothes!

HAAAAhahahahaha! Look at what they're wearin!

Everything tells me I should hate this dress, but I am in love with it.

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