Goddamn that is some good stuff.

This is interesting and all, but what I think we all want to know is what man's idea was this?

Agreed. And older Americans. If it wasn't for FIFA games I wouldn't watch the EPL weekend mornings or have any idea of who was good or who was playing on any teams or what country they were from.

Why is Phil Mickleson coaching Belgium? I haven't seen man titties bounce like that since the 2013 British Open.

Do we have anyone on this team that can defend?

Regarding pool cues for putters:

As a Native American (or I guess you call us Redskins in DC) I can confirm that all I can grow is an amber alert moustache.

As a Native American (or I guess you call us Redskins in DC) I can confirm that all I can grow is an amber alert moustache.

I was at the game, and this is now my greatest sports memory (games I actually attended category).

Regarding the email of the week, this literally happened to me last week.

Not that this adds anything to this or any other post, but can we get a little Frozen Four coverage? The basketball version is fine and all but let's talk real sports.

I think you can reply and ask to be taken off the list. Sometimes they don't do it at first but you should keep asking.

If it isn't in the email chain for the Deadspin bracket pool how do I know it really happened?

Interestingly (Or maybe not) Jeffrey L. Kessler represented Oscar Pistorious pro bono according to his profile. You'd think maybe that would be something the firm would take down? Or does that just add to his cred?

How far can you punt a football?

Mike? Is that you? Listen man, the water is supposed to cool the smoke, you're not supposed to drink it.

I had an intern give me an envelope of weed for my 28th birthday. He gave it to me in an envelope. I actually just put it in my desk because I was so dumbfounded that he would do that. We had a long talk about what is appropriate office behavior. I fired him, but he cried so I let him stay.

Gary Kubiak*

A million times, yes. I have been waiting for them to come unglued all season but they find a way to win. How the hell are they 39? Utah is ranked ahead at 4-5? And then you have 10 3 loss teams ahead as well.