Why do they think Agent 47 should be played by a young guy? He's obviously middle aged, and it's awesome because he has aged menace. Wow, just looked it up and paul walker is 39, wouldn't have guessed that. I guess he did make the original Fast and the Furious over a decade ago. Still, cast someone older.

That was great to read! I'm happy for you. I once had a pair of dress pants that were as soft and comfy as pajamas, I wish I can find another.

Out of my mind with excitement for the PS4!

What does 1080p HD and owning games have to do with anything? Are you a crazy person?

Yeah, I fixed it once, and it lasted me a month, so I fixed it again to transfer all my files. I think it died the next time I booted it up to play PS2. I wish I could get the innards of the super slim into the shell of a fat. That design was so beautiful. I hope the PS4 is as pretty.

I still have my fat launch system, even though it's ylod. It's just too beautiful for me to get rid of or put in storage. The Slim sounds a lot louder than the fat to me, but I haven't used the super slim.

I love this, but I'm worried that the fox blade may make the game too easy.

I loved when you put in mega jump and invincibility in Super Mario World and then the demo screen wouldn't play right because mario would overshoot the enemies and end up in the wrong place to hit ? blocks.

It was relatively easy to pick up mario or zelda because you only had a d-pad and 4 buttons (most games only used 2 of them during gameplay). Games today have 10 buttons, a d-pad and 2 analog sticks, excluding start and select (some games even use select in gameplay). It can be very hard for people coming into this…

My SO and I have been together for 9 years. Our favorite answer to that question is "We don't want to rush into anything." That was a few years ago, all of our close friends and family have figured it out by now.

I always thought it would be cool to have my skin turned into a leather jacket after I died and was wondering if someone would tan human hide. I assume that it would go for at least a few thousand dollars on account of the rarity of human leather, it might be a good way to increase the inheritance to your next of kin.…

Yes, it's called Valentines day.

Can we officially announce homosexuals as the official sponsors of Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter? How does one sponsor a holiday? Is HAM going to buy chocolates, dinner and lasertag for my sweetie and me?

In my experience, it's not just shoving one organ inside another, because it's also skin brushing past skin. With a condom on, since the condom moves very little with respect to the penis, you feel the pressure, but you don't feel that brushing/sliding. It makes a difference for the male. For the female, the condom is…

That controller account link sounds interesting. As long as it's a simple process, that would be really cool. It would be much cooler to have accounts for all of my friends on my console instead of playing Tetris against Guest 1 and Guest 2. If I could take my controller with my account on it and play at a friends…

These are great! The fifth one looks like Jennifer Lawrence.

I want to see X-box and Jack in the box xross-promotion so I can see X-box-head and Jack in the same suit wearing round-headed commercial.

I'm okay with paying to get upgrades you otherwise have to work for. This was in batttlefield 3 and it didn't bother me at all. If you're too busy to level grind but have the money, why not unlock higher level weapons and upgrades? I get more enjoyment over a longer period of time getting the trickle of unlocks. Also,…

They already addressed this. If you're so narrow minded/focused that you don't have time for non-gaming things that gamers are interested in (cosplay, comics, star wars, politics as it relates to gamers etc. ), you can use the following guide to filter culture out: http://kotaku.com/5230590/how-to-filter-kotaku

Right? Their disgusting choice in marketing sealed the deal, but I never even finished the first game. I got pretty far, I was about to initiate the endgame, but it was soooo repetitive I lost interest. And the world was so uninteresting, it was the most claustrophobic resort island I've ever seen. I wanted beautiful…