I would agree *except* WWE 2K20 just announced a MyCareer mode with a woman CAW and the story mode is about the Four Horsewomen. So I'll proooobably be getting that. 

Before you go ruining your dashboards lovely design with a shitty aftermarket head unit, allow me to show you how I managed to get bluetooth with my stock head unit in my lovely 1996 LS. Works WAY better than the ghetto tape aux shit and its a lot better audio clarity. 

OK, here’s my anecdote: I use CC religiously to avoid speeding tickets. My previous daily driver had no nannies. No ABS, manual transmission, built in 1993. Yadda yadda yadda. Driving in the rain with the CC on is all good EXCEPT if you hit a deep puddle with only 1 tire. The puddle will tend to cause the car to yaw…

Well, it might get some on it, but it would really take two pieces of paper for maximum puke coverage, since any single differently-colored quadrilateral in a field will be the place the cat sits.

Honestly - probably Enterprise.... the ratio of how much the quality went UP was actually really entertaining. :) (Not counting the final episode, obviously.......)

Thanks for the info, but I’ll stand on my, uh, stance that that collar, adjusted and worn as is shown in the photo, isn’t doing nothin’ nohow.

If I took our cat’s Happy Warm Spot away from her and put it in a cabinet, I’m pretty sure I would wake up to find her sitting on my chest glaring at me, and then she would throw up.

Almost perfect timing for his annual two-week vacation pre-football season. 

“Important conversation, glad we’re having it.”

I mean... I've never heard of this guy and now I'm ready to claim him as Canadian. That's a French name right? 

Vote LeBatard/Stugotz in 2020.

The Ram and Challenger brought lawn chairs, a six-pack, and are currently showing a live feed on twitter.

I have a new take on this whole “let’s defend Steam by at least threatening to boycott games we’ll eventually play anyway”.

Absolutely. As a kid, I remember our cars getting up to 60k, 70k and my parents would be like “Well, time to start shopping for cars.” It was a given.

You must have never driven a car built in the 1970's or 1980's. It was fully expected to have a catastrophic end at 100,000 miles.  Or sooner if it was a Chrysler.

Pfft, When I was a “kid” with a manual I could eat a big mac while drinking a beer Coke in stop and go traffic. It’s also why god gave us knees and GF’s to steer for us. Texting with a manual is just one more skill for kids to perfect. They are creative creatures.

I assure you I’m taking hills into account. I live in the Tennessee Valley, there’s a cumulative elevation change of about 1000' in my 23 mile commute, about 100-200 feet at a time, and when my most powerful car EVER was a Subaru Forester - and my current ride is a Prius - there’s always a way: gear down, slow down,…

I hate when Grand Theft Auto starts lagging out and the streets are filled with the same couple cars.

Not to the Brits. Or me. Punctuation inside quotes that isn’t part of what’s being quoted is wrong in my book.

Me.