I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Never click on them; bitch about them elsewhere. A boycott of QOTD would be good, too - if there are no answers to harvest, there will be no slideshow of the “best” answers.

Defense Attorney: I move that we dismiss this case due to lack of evidence.
Judge: We have multiple videos of your client crashing into cars and acting intoxicated. What does the prosecution have to say?
Prosecuting Attorney: I’m here. I’m not a cat.

Counting to 10 has nothing to do with this :)... 1990 is the first year of the ‘90s, not just by my reckoning, but by everyone’s. Look up any definition. Decades are literally named after the 0 year.

The GM backup lights are awful. Even when I owned a modern GM car I always thought something was wrong with the transmission or a sensor that the back-up lights are on. It’s also nerve racking walking through a parking lot and you see a GM with reverse lights on. I got a five year old, should I wait for the car or is…

Start/Stop technology, and the inability to permanently turn it off.  You have to disable it every time you drive your car (at least on Toyotas).  It is annoying as fuck and I’m not getting any better gas mileage than my old car of the same model without the “feature”.

Did the owner get a Marti Report?  I can see the sign at the car show now....  Of the 7300 TCs built, this one is a piece of crap too.  ND

I see a line of cars and I want to paint them Musou black.
With sparkles and sunlight both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly gasp away
Like a starscape way, it just happens every day

On Alibaba, they’re offering an appearance package with this fine upbadging:

Wow, installation of a wind turbine is an amazing erection.

Cats: The boozy uncle of the pet world. You never know how they will ruin everything, but you know there will be no remorse.

that 150mph jump though

here’s my suggestion for the far left; just be quiet for a couple of years. i say this as a life-long Democrat and someone that hates tRump with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Okay

In Russia, you don’t fall on concrete; concrete fall on you. 

Agreed. It was yet another half-baked poor take by Shilling.

A Morning Shift finally hit 5/5 wrong takes, congrats all around!

1st Gear: “The folks that are struggling right now, it’s going to be a real challenge when they need a new car. “