People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

Are you implying that other outfielders don't know how to play a ball off the wall? Shame on you.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

You are older than:

Why would you do this? Fuck you guys

Claw and Order

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box.

YouTriedIt...more like YouDontGetIt amirite?

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.

In LA even the first pitch leaves the park early

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

What's the big deal? In Argentine soccer that's not even considered a foul.

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school