Every Marvel movie is someone’s first. Just go for it. If she gets hooked, the rest of then can be bought/rented to catch up. 

Yeah, this is like last year when Black Panther had the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War to contend with… which also starred Black Panther.

KSD also had a brief cameo!

That rebrand doesn’t even make sense. If there are plural Johns who are all Papa, the. It’s Papas John. 

What image? Sharks don’t have mammalian genitalia, I assume without Googling anything.

Holy shitballs, that price. I’m eager to get at least one charger with multiple USB-PD ports, but if this is what the cost is gonna be like, maybe not. 

Holy shitballs, that price. I’m eager to get at least one charger with multiple USB-PD ports, but if this is what…

But he was merely a noble journalist in Nightcrawler, right?

Yes, Mysterio is a real sorcerer now. No way could he have an elaborate setup that fakes magical effects. He’d need to like be a special effects guru to manage such a feat, and there’s no way that’s the case. 

To be fair, it’s real hard to treat someone as pretty as Jake Gyllenhall as a villain. 

We get one main MCU visitor per Spidey film, according to fan gossip. This time it’s Fury and Hill, so SHIELD is probably back. 

He was created by a white guy. He’s not the only comic book Jefferson Davis either, it’s really embarrassing. 

It took them over two years to do this. That’s so cartoonishly slow. 

Pretty sure either that’s a hint the scene isn’t early in the film, since Nebula would be with him, and we saw her eating in GotG2. Or the audio is edited to obscure Nebula’s presence to make it shorter for the trailer. 

The first one was fun enough that I’ll show up on release day for this. Looks like a wild escalation. 

What should I be paying a babysitter for?

Wow, Paul Rudd’s next movie?! That’s quite a get for MST3K. 

But those pets were just another one of Michael’s tortures. He said he made Eleanor’s lizard poop on her all the time, so it wasn’t a normal lizard. I therefore argue that it was merely a Lil’ Sebastian replica.

For some reason that place mostly gets usd on the superheroes. 

Are you suggesting the Chitauri limited their attack to one human-defined neighborhood?

Back in Daredevil S1 they established that real life gentrification was being ignored. Their Watsonian explanation was that the mess left behind by ‘the incident’ (i.e. the climactic battle in Avengers) caused nice parts of town to be shitty.